• insists on organic

Fuck In and Out. Fuck them right in the ass for gratuitous over-use of thousand island dressing. At least a Big Mac has the decency to use that disgusting ass stuff sparingly.

Hey - I thought I’d let you know that I read your comment and actually ordered a flip belt. It got here today, and it’s AWESOME! I lift weights and prefer to wear yoga pants, which means no pockets. Which has meant a hoodie, or stuffing my phone in my bra for a long time. Thank you so much!!

Hey - I thought I’d let you know that I read your comment and actually ordered a flip belt. It got here today, and…

You mean the Bag Hutch?

Are you little tired from writing this? Because, tired reading. But I love how your mind works.

She’s just really upfront about her baggage.

One time when I was really depressed I went to a Pier 1 for some reason and wondered around their extensive candle section for at least an hour. I left with nothing.

Depends on body type. You don’t need to be slender for them to look good, but you do need to have a defined waist, and to be built in such a way that you don’t have much of a belly, proportionately. They’re great on women with “apple bottoms.”

No.

Perhaps instead of being “anti-registry” the better one would be “anti-assholes who abuse registries?”

THISTHISTHIS.

I feel the same way. I got married at 29 and couldn’t bring myself to ask for gifts. I had been living on my own since I was 18 and bought myself all of the household shit that I wanted.

I don’t know why but I get such a damn kick out of anyone referring to human pregnancy as a “gestation period”. It makes me laugh every time. If I ever decide to have babies, I want to send out gestation announcement cards.

I agree. Also, I love your soapbox. Was it a wedding gift?

I WILL HAPPILY TAKE THAT RED WINE OFF YOUR HANDS

We still haven’t finished getting rid of all of the extras from combining two over-40 lives. Two stand mixers. Two vacuum cleaners (plus a few more in his storage, no kidding.) Two microwaves. Two document safes. Two immersion blenders. Two power drills. Okay we’re keeping both power drills, but you get the idea.

She could totally have an everyday vagina and a special occasion vagina. That’s what I’d do.

It wasn’t on the registry. I don’t know. I’ve grown pretty fond of it.

Thank you! You want a big damn party, you damn well pay for it or get your parents to or get a sponsorship deal.

I’m seeing so much hate for buying off registry.

We’re not even married yet, and I’m so touched by the engagement presents. Since we don’t have a registry yet, they’re all “off registry.” We’ve gotten some amazing, heartfelt things, like a set of yellow teacups that I just stare and stare at. And stack-able cups that…