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What’s the story with this photo? Looks like someone went completely nuts with the re-touching.

This picture is giving me a video game-y vibe. More specifically, Grand Theft Auto: Douche City

3D scan/ print

PS Who stops their car in the middle of a three-point turn on a two-lane highway to answer their phone? McDreamy deserved it.

Why do they smell so bad?! Baking bread is supposed to smell good. It’s, like, a universal truth. Everyone loves the smell of baking bread. Somehow Subway manages to bake bread and the smell is nasty. I won’t eat there.

That smell, though. I once stopped at a gas station after driving 8 hours over night. It was 6 am. They had a fully-operating Subway inside, and a trucker was getting a meatball sub. It was all I could do to keep from vomiting on the register. I will never willingly go near a Subway.

Brooks generally does a pretty good job. I love my Adrenalines so hard, and they always have great color options.

JUST TRY TO HATE ME WOOOOOO

I have the Pure Flow in purple. Love my Brooks. :)

I feel like Kat needs to be more specific about which capers she’s referencing. I’m pretty sure I disagree no matter what.

FUCK YOU KAT DENNINGS, CAPERS ARE AMAZING

You know, I typically swing on the straight side of things, but Juilia Louis-Dreyfus can get it.

My conservative little cousin says he will move to Canada if Hill wins. I was like, dude, really? Conservative bastion of misogyny, Canada?

Every time a “let it go” ring tone goes off Adele Dazeem gets her wings.

“Macarena.” The answer is always “Macarena.”

Dax and Kristen are really adorable and Jenny Slate KNOWS ME.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with nac13456, I tried this and ended up with some major chafing. I know everyone hates victorias secret but their sports bras are amazing and super cheap if you wait for a sale.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with nac13456, I tried this and ended up with some major chafing. I know everyone

Critical thinking skills people. Nuts = fat. Fat ≠ unhealthy.