hamhocks4legs
HamHocks4Legs
hamhocks4legs

It's Zac Efron and he and Dave Franco did a bit where they dressed up as different Robert De Niro characters, for some unexplained reason. Dave was the dad from Meet the Parents which explains the cat.

I actually super love this, and I am very much digging the coral/turquoise color combo of her outfit and clutch. Also that hair! Would that I could pull off something like that. She's never looked better IMO.

Meghan Fox is the worst anything.

It doesn’t even matter. I like bad movies just as much as good ones sometimes, and I can’t miss a film with two awesome women actors, with another good actor indulging his directorial ambition. I just can’t.

We flew on a combination of cash gifts and left over in-laws' Airmiles points and couldn't be too fussy about arrangements. On the return leg, we had to fly home to Canada separately.

I was so skeptical that the show could make it believable that each clone was their on distinct character when I started the show, and now I they are so very much their own person that I forget it's the same person behind all of them. I marathoned the first two seasons recently, and ugh I can't imagine how much worse

When Veronica Mars came out I just assumed Rob Thomas the singer was expanding into TV.

No. One. No one damn it!!!!! Unless she's getting back with Robbins, because I'm still holding out hope for that to happen.

My zipper broke during pictures, half an hour before the ceremony. So the moms had to sew me into it. My husband had to cut the zipper off later. (Not in like a sexy way, like in a "we have to get up at 4 am and still have shit to do" way.)

So, I (at one point in my life) kind of made friends with the former head of the Church of Scientology in Australia. Because I am normal, I am completely fascinated with the whole thing, so him and his wife took me down to the Melbourne campus (??) for an afternoon of Scientology fun. I was introduced to and taken on

I never thought the internet would force me to be #TeamPeriodStain, but here we are.

Why are the macho afraid to love muchoooo

Well, I guess I am a stereotype. I'm older millenial at 33 and I will be a BHLDN bride (anthropologie's bridal brand) and I am wearing a flower crown. I am also have lawn games and food trucks at my wedding. Whatever, snark me #sorrynotsorry

I anticipate feeling the same way. I was depressed right after my engagement because, "OMG now I have to plan a f*cking wedding and, like, talk to my family and stuff."

dont presume to tell me how to fuck. I can disappoint my lovers just fine on my own, thank you.

Cool in theory, but what good is a shower that requires you to step out of the stream to lean against a wall?