can i be the first tomboy lesbian to take this on?!?

I am shocked, appalled, and so amazed because this is borderline the best thing ever and the worst thing ever? KUDOS!

You People Are Monsters

What does it mean if I am in the minority in all of the above? Like every single one.

i was about to vote 'sex' but at the last minute thought "PARMESAN TRUFFLE FRIES" and changed my vote to restaurant.

"Chase that pigeon!" made me laugh a lot. I might steal that, for situations where this happens and there are pigeons around.

While I might think it's funny to trick people into thinking a $5 bottle of wine is actually $500, something about this experiment just feels douchey to me. I mean, someone did originally make that piece of art. Just because it's from IKEA and a print doesn't make it not real art. Maybe it just makes it a successful…

The buzz word for me came in that same debate when he started talking about clean coal. I was like fuck you to Sunday dude, gtfo.

My vote was never his to lose. But that wasn't even the worst things he said. I'd elaborate, but I'm sure other commenters are already on top of it, and I just don't have the time, considering it's after 5:30 and I haven't even started cooking dinner yet.

Eva Mendes can take my sweatpants off my cold, dead body.

My dad was pissed at that. He has always done the most cooking (mainly because he is good at it, to my mom's constant eye-rolling chagrin), but when Mittens said that my dad was like "what about the men, MITTENS?!"

It probably would've also been better had he not been recorded saying scoffing, dismissive things about the "47 percent" who believe "that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it."

I don't think it lost him any votes either. The people who were going to vote for him think this same way, especially the follow up part where he added that "It allows for her to be home by 5:30 to cook dinner".

Yeah, I always wish people would have focused more with his actual problematic stances and beliefs, rather than harping on the "binders full of women" comment. It really was just a bit of awkward phrasing, not a true sign of misogyny, and I felt like the whole hoopla over it rather missed the mark.

It's true. The "Binders Full of Women" did not change my vote.

Not entirely "sports themed" but the day of our engagement my fiancé almost didn't get a chance to propose because I wouldn't follow his plan of going for a walk. I was too busy sitting on the couch watching a DVD of a basketball game that was over a year old. I watched the entire thing before I would go out with him.

I wish we could place a moratorium on Bruce Jenner transition stories until Bruce Jenner himself comes forward to either confirm or deny that he is transitioning. This shit is out of control.

I didn't know what DMs is either, and I think Skype Sex is lame as hell, so I just didn't vote on that bracket. Same with Seamless.

I love-hate my republican relatives on facebook. I'll be bitching about their posts and people will be like, "Unfollow them." NOOOOOOOOOO. I have to see what horrible things they believe.