Having grown up in Northern Louisiana I. can. not. wait. for. Dallas. makeovers.

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You know who has really great skin? Beck.

A few years ago a friend of mine decided he wanted to show us his newly purchased engagement ring that he was planning on giving to his girlfriend. He opens the box, places it on the table, and the 3 mid-20s men in front of him stood in silence. That silence was broken when I blurted out, "So Laura likes ugly…

My husband died. I moved on eventually. Some British nobleman tried wooing me. I fell for him. We boned in a Liverpool hotel. He asked me to marry him. I said no, and then cut my hair short.

I came back from the doctor and said I probably couldn't get pregnant without a lot of help - help I've decided I didn't want. He hugged me, said it was OK, and asked me to marry him. Right there, in the hallway, with a litter box not 2 feet away. I said no.

Got it!
-Don't rely on willpower
-Don't run if you hate it
- Create a positive feedback loop.

He may be a dickhead but he's a brilliant writer (I have read him) whereas Weiner is a popular fiction hack who is totally trying to blame sexism for the fact that she's not taken seriously, when the reality is that she's not taken seriously because she writes generic, badly written fluff that is fine for planes or…

This is how I feel about this article.

EXACTLY THIS.

Clearly, CLEARLY the only logical answer is three. How can you compete with that owl? He had glasses! AND A GRADUATES SQUARE HAT THINGY. Obviously the owl received some form of higher education and is a far more trustworthy source.

The part about a Valentine's Day proposal with which I take offense is the idea that an engagement ring is a gift. It's not a gift. It's a request for the gift of my devotion. Granted, that's a dubious gift for which you're asking and I question your sanity, but still don't expect me to be excited you got me a gift…

I've got to say that I've always been tempted (should I ever get married) to suggest Valentines day. I'm not too big on romantic celebrations/making a fuss of any kind, and as a bonus it's also my birthday!

I got married on Valentine's Day two years ago. Whenever people IRL find out they always coo about how romantic it is (though maybe they're just being polite and silently judging). In reality we chose it for two reasons: 1) we wanted to get married on a holiday so Mr. Elle would remember; 2) I moved to his country on…

Unless you are eloping, don't have a Valentine's Day wedding. People generally have their own plans for the day, and this puts them in the awkward position of choosing between celebrating the holiday their way or devoting that day to you, (think about it - a couple might want to spend this day focusing on their love,…

Getting divorced on Valentine's Day — now that's an idea I can get behind.

I hardly watch movies anymore... there are too many good TV shows on the air!

Jokes about menstrual cycles are not funny. Period.