That's four syllables in Minnesota: beeyack peeyack.

if you think bag is good.. try BACK PACK (michigander here)

Jay watching:

Never trust a model airplane enthusiast.

I'd never seen him in anything before The Place Beyond the Pines and I LOVED that film—even with Bradley Cooper's weasel face—and then I saw Drive and thought that was pretty great, too. I was surprised to find out that Ryan Gosling (pretty boy of memes and shit) does a great blank eyed sociopath. I find it…

Ryan Gosling in Crazy Stupid Love is one of my favorites. Ok, it's a romcom, but I'm sorry, I will watch the scene with him and Emma Stone all day long. Also, his reaction to Steve Carell pulling out a velcro wallet is everything.

Drive is the most WTF movie I have ever seen. It's like two straight hours of silent, meaningful stares. And then someone is decapitated. I don't think I'm deep enough for this movie.

My question, how can a 30 something man capitalize of the hype of this movie to meet some women? I have a spare room i can paint red... its something right?

"I was trying to impress the mensfolk as a young piglet and got addicted." - haha, this is basically my exact relationship with bourbon as well. Luckily guys thought I was cool AND it's delicious!

You see tofu used a lot in Asian cuisines along side meat dishes as well. I think it mainly got the whole 'vegetarian' label when it started being adopted widely here in the US.

Look, if you didn't want your friends just coming in and sitting on your couch, you shouldn't have made it so comfy and appealing.

Angering Drew enough to get him to write this, even though it physically pained him? I regret nothing.

FMK: shark, palm tree, beach ball

YOU GUYS THE AP SAYS SNOOP DOGG WAS A SHARK

Perhaps I am old but you buried the Kurt Cobain lede

I spent an incredibly surreal Father's Day dinner seated with my parents at a table next to OJ Simpson, his older daughter, the two kids he had with Nicole Brown, his mother, and some girlfriend that was probably younger than his oldest daughter.

All you New Yorkers with your "I was waiting tables and in walked so-and-so" stories. Well I was in Boone fucking North Carolina working 3rd shift at the Waffle Express (a Waffle House wannabe, if you can imagine) when in walks Wilford Brimley, the Quaker Oats man. He ordered an egg salad sandwich and a coffee and…