Any reasonable Giants fan was rooting for Philly.

Loudest, bitchiest, most obnoxious fanbase in the country...

Wow...as a lifelong Philly fan...it hurts so much that you aren’t with us.

Same person?

The Patriots losing the Super Bowl is like heroin. I don’t need it all the time but it sure makes spending an afternoon with my family more enjoyable.

Just to be clear though, this is good news.

Shut up. Take your “reasonable” and “well thought” points out of here.

“Wat about those two touchdowns that shoulda been called back, kid?”

On the one hand, that’s hilarious and awesome of Giannis. There is nothing about him that doesn’t seem amazing. What a guy.

“Definitely Not Murder Someone”

Aw. Prayers up for you, buddy.

Kevin Hart Attempts To Scale Trophy Podium

There is always at least one player who makes the escort/ hooker mistake. Just spitballing here.

It’s going to come out that he was late to a practice or team flight or some other bullshit. Sometimes NFL coaches are so up their own ass.

Kevin Hart Attempts To Scale Trophy Podium, Denied By Much Larger Man Literally Anyone Else In The Stadium

“Look, I don’t care if you were in Jumanji, Drake is the only jocksniffer allowed up there.”

“Nah, man, I am a comedian.”

An appropriate homage to former Eagles coach Buddy Ryan’s 4'6" defense.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass