Probably wishes he could tongue Tom brady.

Seriously. I rarely advocate violence against children, but that smug little no-longer-15-year-old needs to be thrown into a wood chipper

I bet that smarmy fifteen year old is already a well-known caller on Boston sports radio.

aye, ding dongs - he’s talkin about Kyrie

he means kyrie

Remember when Mexico paid for those walls?

I actually kind of like it for them? Once LeBron bolts, they’ll at least have something resembling a core to start the rebuild.

So the Cavs traded their second best player to an Eastern Conference rival and cleared cap space at the rumored destination for their best player? DAN GILBERT’S BACK YOU GUYS!

So Cleveland took on some more future cap space, just to get rid of Thomas? With the impending departure of LeBron, this doesnt seem like the wisest move.

Kyrie Iriving’s laughter could be heard echoing off the great ice walls at the edge of all things.

Their only other option was the oliday inn

Well of course it’s sponsored by Wawa...

LOL You think they would’ve learned after Chase “World Fuckin Champions” Utley.

I can’t imagine someone saying “We won’t need to broadcast this on a time delay at all!”

Has Greg Howard assaulted anyone there yet?

The Shockmaster is not impressed.

Hey, two stops is nothing; I regularly walked from 110th down to 72nd or even 42nd St. back in high school.

But his stepback is so far, sometimes he lands in Astoria and grabs some meze before going back into the game.

Giannis piled up 29 points, 11 rebounds, 3 assists, two steals, and two blocks, sealing the win with this muscly, pirouetting finish. You knew the game was over as soon as Enes Kanter shuffled into the mismatch.

Dammit, I was going to say “D-Span Channel 69 is where Boston goes for its 24/7 Gronk News.”