“Hello Curt Schilling, this is the director of the Hall of Fame, and ahhh, yup. You got in. Congrats buddy. Now we’re going to need to get you to a promotional event. It’s going to be at 5037 Connecticut Avenue, Washi...Oh, you know the address. Cool, also remember to eat my ass Baba Booey, Baba Booey”

Wrong Pederson - Boise State’s coach was Chris Petersen, Eagles’ coach is Doug Pederson.

But what does a starfish’s butthole have to do with soccer?

haha!

“That’s ok, the Celtics will just trade Jaylen Brown, Aron Baynes, and some whatever 1st round picks for Kawhi and we’ll be back in the title picture!” - Bill Simmons, actually kinda seriously

I’m just happy it’s not a Joe Buck year in the booth

I’ll take Al Michaels and Collinsworth every time.

Shit, just saw he’s not doing the Olympics either. I DON’T CARE, I’M STANDING BY MY SHITTY JOKE! Just, ya know, wash your hands thoroughly between handling the joke and touching your face.

With the proximity of the Super Bowl to the Olympics, I could understand him not wanting to take a Pink Eye Flight between Minnesota and South Korea.

The ref probably couldn’t hear him over Walt’s suit.

“He doesn’t know the building. What if he does fall down or if he steps on somebody?”

I was a 10-point baby born in India.

At least we didn’t pull the goalie during ex-sex.

So what you mean by him saying stupid things is him expressing sympathy for the victims, hoping MSU does everything it can to help them, and bringing the correct people to justice? Got it. He obviously misspoke with “right person” comment, which he explained in his second statement. Is his support for Simon, a 40…

You know, I don’t have any kids but I don’t have any problem being completely outraged and horrified over a decades long sexual abuse case.

Wow, this is a shit headline. Go fuck yourself Rafi.

STOP THINKING, JUST REACT.

They booed SANTA!

And of those 6 arrests, 3 were for scalping tickets. This is the point where someone mentions snowballs from 1968 and thinks they’re killing it with their hot taek.

Plus the Queen is running out of chances to see the hometown team play in the Super Bowl.

I don’t buy it. It’s in the best interests of the league to have the largest media markets possible in the Super Bowl and London is way bigger than Boston.