hamhawker
hamhawker
hamhawker

Sounds like you meet the criteria, though.

+1 Fleshlight

I’d tell the officer’s wife to sleep with one eye open, but that doesn’t seem like the best advice in this case.

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

I SWEAH TO GAHD YOU GUYS IS ALL THE SAME! PATS AH THE BEST TEAM EVAH! #HATERS

You forgot about Paul Pierce coming back from being on a wheelchair as well. Sigh...............

YA FACKERS HATE US CAUSE YOU AIN’T US

I swear to fucking god, if this becomes another bloody sock sort of thing...

Either way, you’re getting someone who’s spent a little time sitting courtside at Barclays.

Seriously. Real is in 4th place, 8 points off CL group stage qualification, (albeit with a game in hand) and with Villarreal just one point behind.

At least in France and Spain you can be reasonably certain that all the players are trying to win.

Come on, La Liga is still a wildly more competitive league than Ligue 1.

If only he’d stayed at Barca, where they merely have a nine-point lead and a +43 GD. And where they’d probably still have Coutinho and Dembele, to say nothing of Messi and Suarez, because FFP means nothing to Barca same as it doesn’t to PSG. Then Neymar might be living up to his full potential.

Just like he was wasting it in the bullshit Spanish league. He could also waste it in the bullshit Italian league too.

In defense of Neymar, it’s probably fun to have a chance of scoring 3 to 4 goals in every game

This is why I don’t dunk. This right here.

“You best hold me back!”

Bruins could use a guy like Seguin but they’re hard to come by.

To be fair, Seguin’s been making the Bruins look stupid for a few years now.

We need them to win so media day will be ridiculous.