You know, if one reporter, just one reporter does it, they may think he’s
really sick and they won’t let him near Trump.

Everyone is always an asshole in AITA, from the OP, to the antagonist(s), to every commentor, to me for reading it in the first place.

I’ve not been one to praise Katherine Krueger, but she was dead on about this clown a long time ago, and the raft of shit she took for calling out his bullshit was disheartening.

Why is it surprising that the Trojans would admit people who shouldn’t have gotten in?

Remember how during that December meeting with Trump she kept calling him “Mr. President”? Remember how respectful and deferential her first letter to him asking to reschedule the SOTU was?  This is her strategy for dealing with Trump. By constantly showing respect for his office, it becomes that much more obvious by…

You could just drink a real beer that isn’t made from corn or rice.  

I’m one of those 5%. I used to go to the US once or twice a year. That stopped in November 2016. I won’t be back until you get that shit sorted out.

The thing about Apple that drives me nuts? The hypocrisy. Does anyone remember this commercial?

It’s also annoying when people at the top who have no clue want to push more Apple products in the enterprise: It works at my house they say.

Just want to preface this comment by mentioning that I’m typing this on an Macbook Pro, which is sitting on my desk along with my iPhone 8 Plus and my 10.5" iPad Pro. I like Apple products.

This is definitely just “The people who regretted switching from Apple, according to the Apple subreddit”. Extremely misleading title and article.

So people on an Apple subreddit expressed regret for trying non-Apple products?

“Maybe if they pulled their pants up, they wouldnt catch so much wind!”

what’s “leftover pizza”?

What if you spent a lot of time reading “how to write” essays instead of actually writing

NaNoWriMo

Then it’s time to have fun with it. My wife will answer one and give dumb-ass responses to whatever they say until they hang up. The last one was someone asking if there’s anyone where we live that’s hard of hearing. She just kept loudly saying ‘what?’ until they hung up.

Yesterday a news crew in the field came across a group of very desperate looking people who had broken into a church seeking shelter. The de facto spokesperson of the group said very clearly to the reporter “We broke into this church. I take full responsibility for it, and will compensate them. We aren’t stealing…

I’m actually kind of surprised he defined this as looting. Those are all white poeple. White people don’t loot. They use their wiley nature to find tools with which to survive. Only black people loot stuff.

In times of trouble and confusion, “Don’t Panic” is always sound advice.