+1 Alice’s Restaurant Massacree

I enjoy fake stories happily.

I was very surprised by all the Bud ads. Bud light has no corn? Budweiser is brewed with wind power?

No, he’s in the FOP camp for sure...

Wow, 4 examples of Apple users who switched - all from r/apple... Really comprehensive.

Even more efficient:

Why not just make them all trolls? That’s who’ll be voting...