smh Why does everyone misread Reilly? He’s neither reffing Wolfgang Puck nor Shakespeare, but rather than cantankerous proto-crust punk fellow from MTV’s The Real World San Francisco. Klosterman has had a yuuuuge impact on the whole “White dudes getting paid to put their name on wordcounts” scene.

LOL at Chicago being the American haven of Mexican food.

We all know you use an actual notebook and one of those ink-deploying sticks, gramps. Don’t try and church it up.

Uneasy lies the moonwalking hot dog that wears the crown.

Costco Dog or GTFO

Costco hotdog

Just imagine hearing the sound of its cloaking device.

Played by Liam Neeson?

ROB RYAN: Excuse me, but I set the all-time record for laying pipe in a porta-potty outside Wilson stadium just a week ago.

98?

This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.

His name is Robert Paulsen.

Anyone want to point out the fact that this is an ADVANTAGE?

Seriously, the headline nor article needed that embellishment. This was a tremendous drive and dunk from a small guard, regardless of where he started his jump.

A few hundred feet inside the free throw line

huh?

In the immortal words of the warthog.... BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRTTTT.

Oooh, you’re so edgy.

Hey, someone got the reference. Man, you are one pathetic loser! No offense.

Just when I think you can’t be more of a douchebag, you go and do something like this. I’m not a Vegas guy. Can someone tell me the over/under on when he asks to be traded again?