Stop buying games at launch.

To be fair, your overly sensitive (is there any other kind?) feminism makes you attractive to 0% of men and 100% of cis Jezebel readers.

If you have netflix check out Turbo Kid, totally different super hero movie than what has been coming out. This is coming from a guy that isn’t big into hero movies.

Saw the movie last night and the jokes and insults are clever, including the 4th wall breaking stuff.

There is precisely ONE references to chimichangas in the movie (thank God). I was worried about that as well.

If you like to see burning cancer dick, it’s there for you.

::Looks at Marvel And DC’s current output::

C’mon. You know it was much worse then with all the chromium foil hologram polybagged bullshit.

A PFT article is not exactly digging deep into the web.

That’s bullshit. Rugby Union is a free-flowing, head-to-head, full-contact game. Rugby League, another head-to-head contact sport, actually has a system similar to “downs” where a team has a certain number of attempts to get down the field before having to turn the ball over.

I think they wait until Mike Carey makes his decision and then give the opposite call. They hate him and want to make him look bad on TV.

It’s not totally crazy, particularly when you consider that the wife of the replay assistant (the guy in charge of cueing up angles for the ref to see) attended the game in full Broncos regalia.

There were a lot of good defensive teams this season (the Broncos, Jets, Seahawks, Texans, and Vikings all come to mind), so maybe all those teams are best served ignoring offense, spending everything on defense, and then praying they win every game by a score of 9-6. What a treat that would be!

I would like to advance the theory that the NFL upheld the replay on purpose so that Manning could get one last Super Bowl. THE FIX WAS IN, FOLKS.

Yeah Drew! Cloud swords some gestations!

It would be a crying transvestite if Emmitt no longer gave his hot tokes!

Emmitt calling Buffalo, “Buttalo” makes me laugh out loud every time.

I think we’ve reached the end of the road with these Emmitt Smith jokes.

Same logic as my no-condom birth control strategy. Women instinctively protect themselves by having nothing to do with me.

The venn diagram of bro truck dudes and the bikes they’re interested in doesn’t include supermotos. They’re pretty much the target market for Sons of Anarchy merchandise tie ins.