I’m just going to take this opportunity to post what might be the best block I’ve ever seen live:

Wu Ke mistake.

The only thing worse than Seattle’s use of “12th man” is Texas A&M making a very commonly expressed phrase proprietary.

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

As long as you enjoyed it who cares, right? Some people couldn’t recognize a good time even if it was splashed on their face over and over again while being fil...

“bukkake noodle salad”

I remember the first time I used a tee to hit a baseball too

It’s shit like this that makes me wonder how excited I should be about the NFL returning to LA.

I can’t wait to read the op-ed about how this happened because Cam Newton is a disrespectful football player.

I caught that out of the corner of my eye and thought the player had run someone over. Didn’t realize Drunky fell out of the stands.

In all fairness to Thompson, he thought the depth at running back was going to be the best in the league given Eddie Lacy came to camp twice the man he used to be.

Perhaps it’s shrewdness on the “team owners’” parts? Those certificates don’t pay for themselves.

Exactly. I’m looking forward to Peyton Manning’s federal court appearance.

Equipment malfunctioning in a post-season game? I look forward to hearing about it for the next 6 months...

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

VolleyDodgeBasket?

Yeah but that was like four ste..and the fou..and the pas..

“I am having too much success banging random women found on Tindr, and not enough success banging random women found in bars.” Rough life, man. Rough life.

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