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Whoever puts the ball in the basket more times, is definitely going to win this game.

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There’s nothing to be said. It was the most infuriating 6 minutes of football. Not as a Chiefs fan (since I’m not), but just as a football fan. What the fuck was going on? No one acted like it was a big deal. There was no sense of urgency.

Cut me, Mick!

Based on the amount of times he’s fallen to Djokovic, Nadal and Federer you’d think somebody was making money off of that.

Beast Mode —> Least Mode —> Released Mode —> Signed by Raiders.

More than a minute and a half to get into the end zone from the 1 while down two scores and under 3 minutes left in the game. I’m a Pats fan, but ye Gods, that just offended me.

CAN SOMEONE TEACH ANDY REID HOW TO CALL A FUCKING TIMEOUT

Make the challenges last a little longer, longer with Big Red!

“Where the fuck were you on April 5, 1993?”

Considering their bread is made from the material found in wrestling mats, the brand synergy seems appropriate.

This account has me rethinking my position on both wrestling and Subway.

Its been suggested and hinted by several of Kelly’s former players that he is racist.

Chip Kelly is really excited about taking the coaching position as the job has long been seen as a stepping stone to coaching in the Big Ten.

How many QBs do you think they’ll end up with? Gabbert, Kaepernick, Manziel, RG3...and Sanchez? 5, I’m guessing 5.

Who’s disgusting football chin is this?

This is going to be such a glorious shitshow.

I’m so glad this team that I have unnecessarily invested so many emotions into for nearly twenty years fired the best coach it had employed in over a decade for having too big an ego before hiring a coach with an even bigger ego, who sucks.

wait a minute......that was one of the few clean hits of the game.....cheap shot? REALLY!? Just kidding......screw these 2 teams.