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I love this: 20-4 in the last 4 years against a division who went a combined 60-128. They were 21-19 against everyone else.

I am absolutely giddy at the 3 (killer) INT game coming!

Anytime you can turn over a playoff team to a guy who goes a miraculous 5-9 for 69 yards without feeling in his fingers in January you gotta do it.

JESUS NOW I GET IT.

Thanks for Andy!

The purpose of the article is to express the opinion that this dude may well have no pages.

Jar Jar Bricks

If only there were a character in Star Wars canon known for his propensity to shoot first...

He’s more like a stormtrooper, missing all those shots.

but where will I find my useful knowledge of the Galaxy C5?

not possible, my mouse is on auto pilot when scrolling through Jalopnik clicking on every article

Seriously. I think what kills me the most about Trump’s answer is that, really, it’s not all that different than answers candidates usually give at these “debates.” His answer is tangential and shows he doesn’t grasp the matter at hand, and he scrambles away from the topic and back to whatever talking points he’s…

That would actually be super valuable but because gawker is so left leaning it wouldn't get published. Which is a shame for a publication that is transitioning into being politically focused

Ask for your money back.

Surprouse, surprousing, surprousal, surproused(portmanteau of “surprise” and “arouse”)

Yeah, no calories, no sugar, tons of chemicals. Tasty, tasty chemicals.

I don’t know how I didn’t realize it before, but I love how Kenny still has an old giant monitor.

Ooohohohoaohohohhhhhooooooo........