And then Drew ran back up stairs to bed before his parents caught him and grounded him for watching football on a work night. When he got to bed, he wrapped himself in his blanket and sobbed himself to sleep.

HEY TRUST THE GOD DAMN PROCESS

“Vengeance is ours! In your face, John Paxson!”

There must be some sort of mistake...the Chiefs have all 3 timeouts that late in the 2nd half?

It’s customary to put the defendant’s name second.

So....remember when the talking heads were constantly debating whether or not Matt Schaub is elite only 3 years ago?

Los D-bags

The Los “Insert team name in English” bullshit really needs to stop.

Too bad he can't throw as well as he can hit.

He lost the game/series because of his (literal) little league style fielding. Yes. he is bad.

I enjoy how all the stat-heads still can’t give them their due. “Sure the Royals are good but...”

Wow thanks for letting us know

Wrong, way wrong. Nice try though. She isn’t good at her job. She has no skills. Tracy Wolfson, Michelle Tafoya, Andrea Kramer, Sam Ryan, Rebecca Haarlow, Alex Flanagan, Rachel Nichols are all great reporters and good at their jobs.

Oh man, you think Bartman got death threats as it was? Imagine if he reached for a Cubs homer and had an extra base hit erased.

Erin Andrews reported he’s from Blue Springs, Kansas (it's in Missouri actually) to throw off the Toronto fans who want to track him down. Clever girl..

This also works reaaaaallly well set to Iggy Pop’s “Lust for Life.”

Send me a kiss by wire!
Baby my hearts on fire!

General Zhukov: Comrade, we have just captured Berlin!

I haven’t seen a stab like that since OJ went to retrieve his sunglasses.

your not supposed to actually chew the tobacco