Holy shit, what asshole puts cole slaw on anything?

I make no claim that Primanti’s sandwiches are in some way superior to all other cities’ foods, but I gotta figure your average person is gonna enjoy one. Though I do understand how it’s insufferable when people get all “my local food is the best”... I always get my sandwich without cole slaw because cole slaw is the…

I was on a flight from Phoenix to Houston that departed at 6 AM. Because I wore a Seahawk hat, I got the pleasure of sitting next to a Steeler fan who gave me a two hour lecture why the Steelers fans are better and why the Seahawks are bad. I went and sat on the airplane toilet for half an hour so I wouldn’t have to…

William Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet. FUUUUUCK that movie.

Vanilla Sky

A.I.

Next week will be Revenge, so while not light, it’ll definitely be cathartic.

The truly American thing would be to charge for ketchup but give your richer customers loopholes to pay much less for it.

“Fortunately, we had a pretty good relationship with the local cops (again, this was Canada, not America, so all the young cops had Women’s Studies degrees and wanted to help poor people and shit). “

I agree totally on the food. About the movie, however, I have two words: “Secret Window.” Which we didn’t leave, but should have, oh, my God. It kept getting worse and worse and worse ... shudder.

The Man and His Daughter Walk Away, Hopefully Forever

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

The comment about “breaking the restaurant” makes me think they did it on purpose to cause trouble, not because they actually had people waiting for those burgers.

100 combo meals at McDonald’s? Really. Jesus, if you’ve got 100 drunk people to feed, order pizzas like a normal person.

“My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soya, onions, peppers and GM foods.” I’m assuming the kids survive on eating air, then. Assuming it’s not red air, cause they’d probably be allergic to that too.

The Raven who threw the punch will be cut on Monday. Not for punching someone, but for not doing it in an elevator as team policy dictates.

Wow, interesting, most Ravens would have used a knife.

Jokes on you because I love soccer. Chill the fuck out.

Says the guy using a comeback from the 90s.