Well, obviously, you’re not an American.

deGrom’s performance was just nuts. He was a pitch away from an immaculate inning in an All-Star game. A fucking All-Star game. God damn.

That's textbook: Label up, follow through, right on the sweet spot.

This would be slightly funnier if Caitlyn Jenner was doing the interview.

I was kind of impressed, too.

Oh, make this happen to Peter King. Funniest dash cam video ever.

How do we know that this wasn’t her plan all along? “Wrong turn,” my foot. Who goes around with eight pounds of fruit in their car? And their son knew they were going to visit him for Mother’s Day. They disappear and no alarms are being sent up? They didn’t have a phone? No one passed them on the road? It’s not like…

This is not an assumption. :/

Goddamned Malcolm Gladwell again! Why do business types fall for his schtick? There is no real evidence supporting any of his pet theories and eh traffics in glibness.

I’ve told this story dozens of times, but it’s 100% true.

I never saw him play at Bama or in the NFL but I had the pleasure of meeting him when I was about 10. I’m 34 now and meeting him has stuck with me.

“We do not think Deadspin is any kind of responsible reporter.”

“We’re not going to go on Deadspin. We do not think Deadspin is any kind of responsible reporter”.

A picture perfect chest pass is what every collector hopes for from a pack.

Ah yes, Jon “3, 2, 1” Koncak.

I was delivering pizzas, it was probably about 1 am on a Saturday morning. I’m in college. Girlfriend in the passenger seat of my ‘01 Integra. I load the ‘za into the car and take off, but I’m going the wrong way (still in the parking lot) so I take it right up to the redline in first, pull the brake and spin the…

Speaking of rugs, if you have wooden floors, an area rug will make your place a little cozier.