I totally agree with what you said. Lucas is out of touch. I remember thinking “I hope he sells this intellectual property to somebody else and let them run with it”.

Trick statement all the new ones are terrible.

a film. One.

This poor guy. Promised fame, money, recognition at an age when he didn’t know what any of those things were, and was delivered infamy, hate, and ridicule. Is it any wonder he ended up like this? His life is irreparably fucked up. And he has rabid fan boys and movie critics to blame for a lifetime of torment over…

“Bazda wahota, shag. Dobiellia Nok.”

Read somewhere that the only shot Lebron had to win MVP and lose the series was if the Cavs lost in 7. Long story short, MVP can’t lose 3 games in a row. Seemed like a pretty reasonable point to me.

Ya’ll need a sticky on tipping/general being a good customer that includes this kind of stuff - It’s not as obvious as you may think. I honestly never knew this was the practice before today, and never even thought about it. Just learned I’ve been the asshole stiffing the waiter. I don’t want to be the asshole. Please…

Man. I’m a shitty customer. I tip generously as a rule (nothing but respect for people in food service), and can’t imagine leaving a $2 tip like this asshole did, but I’ll admit that if I’d been in that situation my first instinct would be to tip based on the bill total, too. This is a helpful corrective for me.…

If I didn’t know that Jim’s mother was alive, I would have assumed she was brutally murdered by a gang of tilapia.

I would just refuse to go to dinner with her

This reminds me of the Jezebel article about commenters that had cut off contact with their mothers (not sure if it included fathers). People who are that much of an asshole/narcissist/whatever are completely unaware and will generally just assume the problem is with everyone else.

“Face anus” was the term I was referring to, but man, she had a ton of good ones.

Colin told us that we’d have a story with great monikers in it this week. This did not disappoint.

HULK MOMAGER SMASH ENTITLED SANTA CLAUS ASSHOLE!

“Get behind me, Satan!” Jesus said. “You do not have in mind the concerns of God, but merely human concerns like free movie tickets and inappropriate forms of childcare.”

“Useless fucking paper clip”: best description of a human I’ve ever read. MORE STORIES, LINDSEY.

I was assaulted by a movie goer who felt she shouldn’t have to wait in line behind the 300 people who arrived before her, so she trampled me to get into a theater that wasn’t prepped yet. Thankfully, she also obstinately plopped her ass into the seat of her choice and refused to move. That made it easy for us to get…

throbbing pikestaff

I call ahead to the restaurant and tell them she’s had a stroke which has changed her personality

Part of me really wanted Momager to actually smack Psycho Santa with the pizza pan.