Why are recipes?

Instead of building a team in a sensible way, we are looking for old vacuum cleaners.

Inspired by the gesture, a Cubs fan sent Chris Christie a double order of nachos.

Fun little tidbit of info: the ring was sized for Moises Alou’s middle finger.

That’s a really nice gesture, and something he can be way more proud of than his Marlins 2003 ring.

I’m not, really.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

I’m still waiting for, “You do realize this is fake, right?”

*stamps WHO WATCHES THIS off Commentariat Bingo Card*

Worst QVC segment ever.

His finishing move is “The Safe Space” in which he runs his opponent over from inside his Prius.

Tim Tebow... took some ribbing

I read that his name was Grayson and was unsurprised by his take.

My wife usually gives me her leftovers, but sometimes she’ll pull that ‘I’m saving this for lunch tomorrow’ bullshit.

Also, besides this split, the most surprising news coming out of Raw is that Bo Dallas is still alive (albeit looking like Rhyno went on the Deal-a-Meal diet) and that he’s presumably reconnected with Curtis Axel as cronies for the Miz?

Regardless of how you feel about the rest, Big Cat (the other half of PFT’s podcast) is amazing in his own right and is the kind of guy who writes in the same style of Deadspin a few years ago.

Big Cat and PFT are legitimately amazing characters and I honestly hope they get too big for barstool and do their own thing. They also added that Donnie Does China guy who is a fucking maniac and is going to end up in a Chinese labor camp.

I have a similar co-worker. Any single conversation about Trump turns into a conversation about Hillary.

Enough. If we want to move forward in repairing out democracy, we need to stop with out fascination with celebrity and star power. Articles like this are part of the problem. I hope our next president is charisma-free. I hope he’s is boring and uninspiring. That’s why I support Roman Reigns in 2024.

Even though 2024 is still seven years away, Cena fans would still only be about 15 years-old. Rock would win in a landslide.