Also, when's the last time a US or World Heavyweight Title has changed hands on Raw?

I watched this live and was wondering: What's the conversation like backstage? How many dinners does Rollins owe Cena?

My wife is a huge Cena hater, but admitted last night she’s coming around. All started with his Raw match with Cesaro two weeks ago, and last night’s confrontation of Rollins really helped.

What the fuck is a Parsnip?

Thanks for reminding me about the god damn Jake Christensen years at Iowa.

Bald Bryan only makes $60k a year?! Holy shit. I mean I guess his job is not that hard, but wow, how does he live in LA making that?

I hear ya. I just said screw it like two months ago and started using Certain Dri before bed. It works great and I don't ever have to wear undershirt anymore.

Much like the Waitress on Always Sunny, Paul Peirce doesn’t have online or do the emails.

And, believe it or not, some people actually support his run. People on my Facebook feed. It's crazy.

Oh dude, you clearly haven’t been on Twitter if you didn’t know Chris Brown has fans. They troll social media and call out anyone who says anything negative about him. It’s insane.

Yearly checkup? What guy in their 20s actually goes to the doctor?

I think he means it's because nobody is really from Vegas, just like no one is from Phoenix. They are places people go for vacation, winter months, or to retire.

Did you miss the part where I’m 5’10? I get where you’re coming from, but you gotta understand that it’s impossible to get the leverage required for a proper BM if your feet barely touch the floor. Your body is not designed to take a poop sitting like you do in a regular chair. It’s designed to squat when you poop.

I get what you’re saying about the look of the low-profile. It’s a nice look, but I think functionally I would hate it.

I know you didn’t end up buying it, but what made you want a low-profile toilet? How do you lean back in those? I gotta lean back on occasion.

Man, $2 upcharge? That is steep. At $1, it’s a no brainer. But the fries would have to be pretty shitty for me to justify spending an extra $2.

Can’t agree more. He’s trying very hard to be Rush Limbaugh, but clearly there’s an audience for it. I’ll stick with Dan Patrick in the morning.

You added it personally?

Oh yeah, I don’t watch the show much anymore, but when I did, I would always look at Yelp reviews after every episode. Nine times out of ten, the reviews indicated the place had reverted back to its former, shitty self. The problem is almost always with management, and every idiot thinks they know how to run a bar or…

Adam Sandler has that market cornered.