He's not talking shit. He and Nick Kroll are good friends, and Mulaney played a character on Kroll Show.

I think John Mulaney summed it up best in a tweet earlier today:

Whenever my wife or I need to express that something will take between 30-60 minutes, it's always "one half hour, two half hour" thanks to the generic European guy.

If you want to see a guy get his ass beat for two hours, you can just watch the Passion of the Christ. That's all I could think about after leaving that movie.

I agree that it's the best choice, but will the WWE make the best choice?

The Rollins cash-in immediately following a Reigns victory seems almost too obvious for them to do it, right? Don't get me wrong, I would much rather see that than just a straight up Reigns win.

Is "announce team" the proper terminology? Every time I hear them say "he threw him over the announce table", it sounds incorrect. I feel like it should be "announcing team" and "announcer' table".

Maybe that's part of their plan?

Jesus, and I thought I was an Iowa fan...

In high school, one day we had to have an assembly with all the males in school to tell us to stop putting peices of toilet paper over the automatic flushers when we wanted to leave a trophy for the next guy in the stall.

Hey, I watch Blackish!

Countering this counterpoint: Who the fuck watches Empire?

Isn't the line "Rat farts"?

I got it as a Christmas gift in college, and it's still going strong.

Or just get a Pizzazz. I've had mine for 8 years, and have never had to microwave pizza since. It is easily the most used appliance in my kitchen.

I was burnt out by 25.

Right. All those things are great, but I would much rather have no snacks and some respect for work-life balance.

They treat their employees like children, distracting them with goodies and indoctrinating them with corporate jingoism. If you stay too long, you turn into one of the donkeys on Pinocchio's Pleasure Island.

Something about his mouth makes it look like he always has a dip in.

Are you an idiot?