I worked for a company a few years back that hired him to speak at an event we were hosting. I didn't get to meet him, but my co-workers said that he grumbled about having to work the room after his speech, despite having previously agreeing to do so. He was also bright, bright red for this event. No word on whether…

It is horrible. SVP and Russillo is the only ESPN radio show worth listening to. I will admit that the promos for Finebaum's show sound awesome because of the Bama fans calling in.

Here's my dilemma - I'm still having a ton of fun playing Titanfall. Why switch? I'm probably going to pick up CoD, anyway, but if it's "almost as much fun as Titanfall", why wouldn't I just stick with the game I already paid for?

I know it wouldn't have been with me. I was way too stupid and wanted to fit in so badly I would have told every single one of my friends. I would have died of high-fiving.

Clayton Bigsby got kinda old, but I could listen to Silky Johnson's acceptance speech from the Playa Hater's Ball over and over.

Or he's just watched too many Grinnell College basketball games.

Ha! Don't be too jealous. Like I mentioned in my post, we don't have that kind of relationship. He's your stereotypical doctor, so most conversations are just him talking and me saying "yeah" and "uh-huh".

My father in-law is a plastic surgeon. If we had a different kind of relationship, I would try to get his take on how things went so wrong with her.

Such. Weird. Boobs.

You bet your ass I did. Pretty sure it was 7th or 8th grade basketball. I was slow and short, and it was Catholic school league basketball, so it didn't really matter.

Oh, holy shit I forgot about these, but I definitely had a pair. Wow.

I get what you're saying, but it's not like he couldn't still be doing prep work while suspended. I'm sure he could still watch pre-season games and talk to Zach Lowe and whatever other stuff you do to get ready to write about the season.

+1 Shekel

Right, but I would rather have that than the fluffy bullshit they call crust on Pizza Hut's pan pizza.

No, just no. Pizza Hut is easily the worst of the Big 3 pizza chains. That dough is bullshit. Papa John's at least has a sweet, tasty sauce and Domino's has all that shit on their crust now that makes it edible. Pizza Hut has zero competive advantage. Unless you're talking stuffed crust, then you may have something.

If Pizza Hut had any god damn sense and really wanted to hook millenials, they'd just bring back The Big New Yorker.

But, they do have to talk about the Wire every time they tell someone they are from Baltimore. I loved the show, but that shit would get old.

The only thing of his I've ever seen was Mulholland Drive, which did, in fact, suck.

I still find it very hard to wrap my head around the fact that Phyllis is a real person, and not some sort of PFT Commenter creation.

Watching TV in the dark is hard on the eyes? I actually prefer it.

Watching TV in the dark is hard on the eyes? I actually prefer it.