No.

Being one to judge a book by its cover, I expected that out of Ken. I was really using my glasses and beard bias to assume that Dustin might be the sole voice of reason on this panel. You failed me, Dustin.

Never forget.

Wow.

That makes sense, because every time I get a BK burger, it tastes like it came out of the microwave. I will say that I do enjoy their chicken nuggets quite a bit, though.

Yeah when will LIBRUL MEDIA and the SCOTUS weigh in on the important debate of Big Mac vs Whopper?

How is this a debate? Burger King does not melt the cheese on their burgers, so they lose automatically.

I'll kindly get off your lawn now.

The problem with hashtags is that nobody understands that the point of them is so your tweet will show up when users search specific trending topics on Twitter. When you hashtag bullshit that no on else is talking about, you just look like an idiot.

That line drives me nuts. So, so horrible. On par with Elijah Wood defending baseball in Green Street Hooligans by saying "The Red Sox have a guy that can throw 90 mph!"

Seriously, who are The Hold Steady? I don't feel like I live in a cave, and I had never heard of them until about two months ago when ESPN and Grantland were pimping them out.

Maybe I'm an idiot, but I never noticed anything wrong with the current broadcasts, or any black or purple colors not looking appealing. Is this like the change to the Google logo, in that only designers notice the difference?

I see what you did there.

Yeah, because that's a bad show. Wrestling is entertaining as hell.

Clearly you've never watched wrestling, then. I'm 26, have a college degree, a 9-5, and still love it. My wife thought it was dumb, too, but I made a semi-convert out of her.

Johnny Cockstrong is the most amazing wrestling name I've ever heard.

Folding sucks becuse it takes the most amount of time and effort in the launrdy process. Plus, I feel like there's no good way to do it. I don't want to do it in the laundry room of my building for fear of skidmark still on my undies post-wash. I end up doing it on the coffee table in front of my TV, but then my back…

Going through this right now with the condo we just bought. Hardwood in all common areas. What a racket. The in-laws are giving us a rug they have laying around, but it's white, so we'll see how long that lasts before I drunkenly drop a slice of pizza on it.

Maybe he's just a bad texter?

Somewhat unrelated, but why do the people that work there pronounce it "Water-Burger"?