Which is what makes throwing her to the ground and kicking her totally acceptable.

Because it answers two questions at once.

“went out and bought the game from one of the stores in New York City that have broken street date and are selling the game right now...we’re going to hunt for it now.”

Uh, they did buy it?

Per Pokemon GO’s download numbers, about 30 million people.

If there’s just one Deadspin article you don’t read the Facebook comments to today, make it this one.

“I’m a great Finder, excellent Keeper. Greatest in the world. I have best Keepers in New York! Cruz, he’s a loser, a weeper. That’s not what we need.”

You’re so edgy.

Maybe smug is the secret ingredient that gives Mast Bro’s chocolate it's distinctive assy flavor.

Captain Indie loves the indies...but never ceased to play AAAs...he simply loves games :)

Makes sense. Trying too hard is kind of pewdiepie’s thing.

Women’s soccer and women’s tennis are every bit as good as the men’s game.

Coming off as a snarky one-upper might not be the best way to attract others into following your path to enlightenment.