This woman must be a real blast at parties.

Why add “smoke” in there anyway? Why not just say “you only see Kurt Russell’s breath”? Everyone would know what you’re talking about (even though it’s incorrect).

Or you could just buy a Raspberry Pi and install RetroPie.

Been involved in the sport since 2005. Plenty of sane, passive people. How many fighters end up in the kind of trouble NFL players (for example) end up in?

This is Philly. Someone will drunkenly smash up at least some of it within the week. We can’t have nice things here.

These two things aren’t even remotely relatable

“But if you don’t want to visit a chiropractor after landing...”

“But if you don’t want to visit a chiropractor after landing...”

You know it’s also an Android game, right?

It’s pretty obvious to be that he’s asking whether it gives off “toxic gas” when burned.

He’ll address America’s issue with obesity by passing the “Fatty Fatty 2x4 Can’t Fit Through The Kitchen Door” act of 2016

“You all may love big-brother”

Hell of a strawman you’ve got yourself here, dingus.

Laser removal is still crazy expensive (even one session is expensive, and you’ll need at least half a dozen) and crazy painful. Far more so than the tattoo. It’s a terrible, expensive lesson to learn. I’ve been there.

That cold spray is great. I’ve only had one doctor use it though.

I’ve used topical lidocane before tattoo removal sessions. I was under the impression that it was only available with a prescription. Seems like a lot of hassle to go through just for one needle.

Can someone explain to me how this is really any different from the sympathetic stories and articles Gawker media runs on death row inmates? Wasn’t there a whole series of those?

Kinda! If you were into WAREZ, then APPS (or APPZ) were things like Photoshop, Office, etc. Productivity-based software.

Good thing you’re a nurse and you can treat all the burns you received in your replies.

No, they didn’t.

“It’s strange to edit a feminist website when almost nothing offends you”

As someone who just sold a bunch on eBay can tell you, “eh, not that much”

Only two of the women in the first picture are wearing red dresses.