Do you use Chrome? Install the Stop Being A Fucking Baby add-on.

Total sensory deprivation. I bring my own blanket and pillow since the stuff they give you is garbage, and I also bring along a sleep mask as well as quality earplugs. I’ll watch a movie or read a bit to get me sleepy and then that’s when I use the mask and plugs. I’m usually out quickly and for a while. I also dress…

If you have Rohypnol, first class is a waste. That should be powerful enough to get you to sleep in those shitty economy seats.

Are daily Mario Maker articles going to be a thing forever?

All of your opinions about everything are wrong.

How is remarking that woman are naturally more compassionate “unsettling”?

As someone who loves videogames, and has played them since the early 80’s, gamers are some of the most embarrassing babies on the planet. Roger Ebert claimed they weren’t “art” back in 2010 and gamers still bitch about it. And Roger Ebert’s dead! Seriously, who gives a shit? “Let’s Watch” is one of the dumber video…

Uh-oh! Kimmel fans better harass you non-stop until you have him over at your house to make peace! Because everyone has to like everything!

Why are you not demoing SILLY MODE?

The two awful tastes that taste awful together.

She’s a big girl. It’s what her profession demands of her. So what? There’s nothing wrong with saying that she’s a big girl because she is. There are many different body types suited for many different purposes and trying to lump them all together under one banner is stupid.

Futhermore, Ronda has spent a good chunk of…

Video game movies have a history of being some of the best movies in the history of cinema, so I’m sure this will be no exception.

Do we as a people (and maybe I just mean Kotaku staff) not understand what “haters” are any longer? Leveling a criticism at someone does not make you a “hater”.

When someone says Pewdiepie is annoying because they find him annoying, they are not a “hater”. When someone says this dude has sacrificed game quality in…

Cardone is an asshole. It’s funny he talks about investing when a huge chunk of his money is “donated” to Scientology in exchange for a bunch of gaudy trophies.

“The Bite Of ‘87”

This shit is corny as hell. Does anyone actually PLAY these games or do they just sit around and hyperanalyze the elementary story?

I don’t understand the appeal of any of this stuff. Building shit that someone else has already built, in the real world, only in Minecraft so that it lives on a server instead of the real world and looks like shit. Just think of all of the worthwhile things someone could have done in that time.

And let me guess: they’re going to fix you up by releasing the synovial fluid in your thoracic spine?

This is that sexual assault that probably didn’t happen, right? Good on her for being able to parlay that into fame.

I was hoping Ronda would detail her decision to out herself as a “Sandy Hook Truther” when she publicly shared a video which claimed the Sandy Hook shootings were a hoax.

“Pizzeria overwhelmed with annoying phone calls, so I decided to call them to ask about it”