Everything about it reeks of a privileged girl sitting in a trendy hipster coffee shop in NYC, staring out the window at a line of cars, thinking “I know what will solve everything! Just ban cars! I don’t need a car, I walk to my vegan yogurt store! Why can’t everyone just live in NYC and not own cars!?”

Alyssa,

Typical Gizmodo article.

What about people that don’t live in cities? Are we going to invest in effective public transportation for towns of 500 or 1,000 people? What about actual rural areas? Or are we going to force everyone to move to cities and abandon rural areas (ya know, the places where all the food comes from?). This is seriously a…

How about something ridiculously classic like a Model T or something? Would that be too expensive? It surely wouldn’t depreciate.

Wait, weren’t a whole lot of people complaining that we don’t spend enough on infrastructure just a few short years ago?

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

In fairness they tried to arrest Bruce but he was nowhere to be found.

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Unless you get a stain on them, men’s jeans never, ever need to be washed.

Sometimes what doesnt kill you probably should have just killed you.

I mean, us pleabs can still fly almost anywhere in the world in less than 24 hours for less than $1,500. That’s historically unprecendented and we’re priviledged to live in such times.

Enslavement? No, they just have a weak union. They work for peanuts.

It would be specified in the first reference.

Bruce had only insured the package for roughly one third of its cost to Dahm in order to save himself money on shipping and customs costs.

If I worked that high up, I’d already have a parachute.

The only warriors Gawker cares about are the ones who riot over their hurt feelings.