If you can’t deal with cats having front claws, then don’t get a cat. I have no idea why so many people think lobbing off parts of a cat’s toes is an acceptable compromise of having a cat and upscale furniture at the same time. Get a rabbit or something.

“Get a white girl, son. Trust me on this.”

Such a beautiful punch. But I really love the glove slap immediately after it.

while the video is great... and its always a bit sad to think of the champion today... this video makes me a bit relieved that F1 is finally opening its gnarly, arthritic, fingers a little from its death grip on race footage.

It’s a cat. He was probably just after some Trout.

Find and Replace term “Pets” with “Kids”

I agree completely.

I was wondering when we’d see Pablo Sandoval on TV again.

They don’t call them “chairs” at Augusta, they are “upholstered lounging structures.”

For the moment, California’s law stipulates that police vehicles must be clearly marked (meaning, be black and white, or all white with police logos visible). I don’t know how much longer that will last, but that’s how it is at the moment. None of these hidden, unmarked vehicles for normal police.

I honestly can’t believe I have two people who are basically saying “why comment?” I don’t know hoss - why blog? Why Internet? Why communication?

Phew, thank god. my personal code of honor requires that I had to watch the games against my will until I got permission to stop from a random stranger on the Internet.

Love watching women’s soccer, can get into televised softball and gymnastics, enjoys watching women who are world class athletes like Williams sisters, but women’s basketball is a TV nightmare. HOT TAEK I know...

I’ve named him Eldridge. I name them all. For instance I would name you Herbert.

why yes we do

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

I heard Jim Tomsula will do it for a fresh pack of athletic socks and his choice of items on the tray return at the dining hall.

And you would LOVE IT, because you clearly have a fan-martyr complex.
You’d be able to further entrench yourself in the opinion that you’re better fans than everyone else. And the hatred you receive...and the way you rise above it just proves that.

If douchebag fans like you didn’t exist, Deadspin wouldn’t run those…

How is that an insult? Come on, try harder.

You’d have been mauled before you finished the word “helium.” By us, not the bears.

Conspiracy theorists still claim that the real dog is a sandwich.