Pilot G-2 07 -

Pilot G-2 07 -

Guessing A-Rod had receivers with verticals better than 2.5 inches in high school.

Dear John Oliver,

And the majority of cyclists will still ignore the rules of the road.

Oh good, now they will feel even more entitled to cross on red lights.

My town is one of the cities following this idea. We spent a few million to put them in, and it’s even more confusing for drivers now and all the while the bicyclists don’t follow ANY rules and more over, they don’t pay any road taxes while riding this toy around town. SO the drivers pay the tab for the hippies to…

So is the idea to create a bottle neck for cars to accommodate for the much smaller ratio of bicycles? Am i missing something?

Cute but. Ugh.

I was originally just going to go with micrograms, but decided to split the difference.

Long and preachy. Devoid of humor.

It’s VW clean diesel.

It’s gonna suck when Steve Bartman sneaks up there and steals the ball before Game 6 of the NLCS.

We’re just praying the Eagle’s season goes to shit so we can swoop in and get Kelly.

He didn’t hire Kiffin - Mike Garrett did.

I believe you forgot the step where you get free food samples.

I knew it! Bruce Bochy has an enormous head because he’s capable of controlling other managers minds into make stupid decisions during the playoffs!

Giants fan saying, “Shhhh-”

Saying something counts as your guess, so you could tell the person in front of you what their hat is, but unless the person in front of them had the same color, they could either say their color or the color of the person in front of them, potentially breaking the chain.

They could say the color of the hat in front of them, but I assume the aliens would take that as their guess of what color their own hat is.

“But what I do have are a very hot set of takes, takes I have acquired over a very long career. Takes that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you apologize now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will threaten…