Would that be the one that said “Giants 6, Cardinals 3”?

I feel like I’m losing my mind, here.

Holy shit, how is this hard for people? If you are getting food on sale (AYCE, promotion, gift certificate, etc) or free, you TIP BASED ON THE NORMAL PRICE! You are tipping for the service. The service is not on sale/free just because the food is.

The sound is...fine. If it’s even real. But I must say.....that was one of the worst hype videos I’ve ever seen. I can’t stand fake automotive videos....especially when the car is so capable and glorious. That was just disappointing and embarrassing.

or others see that kemp tried to get around baker, baker moved with him and kemp slipped on the grass.

Were we watching the same video? That ump did a great job at cooling down Kemp and preventing a fight. Kemp wasn’t pissed, no one on the Padres was pissed. Everyone wins.

because attempting to hold someone back from hitting another player is called ‘attacking’?

did you invent the zero tolerance policy too?

I realize everyone likes ragging on umpires, but you can tell from the angle behind home plate the ump is sliding to the side to prevent Kemp from entering the fray, and they both tripped. And given the fact that Kemp doesn’t even look pissed when he gets up, that’s pretty clearly the case.

Judging people’s financial practices? That’s sad.

I loved this when it was called “Jackass.”

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

I agree with you, and I think it’s a shame that Deadspin has become a place for performative sanctimony, where one has to preface and apologize for having a different perspective, even if it’s both reasonable and not offensive (like yours).

I don’t know Tom, I mean. I am afraid here at Deadspin to say what I think without repercussion. I mean, I get the ESPYs are just famewhoring anyways. I do think reasonable people (not necessarily just Bob Costas) have legit hesitations about hoisting Caitlyn up so unequivocally. I’m sorry :(

Texting and driving is terrible, but if I’m skipping some songs on Spotify at a light I shouldn’t get yelled at by some dick on a bike.

what...the...fuck

Brome

Jay Leno. Obvious answer is obvious.

I once ate an entire wedge of brie knowing damn well it was brie

Why did the Brewers send their bat boy out to argue?