As God is my witness, I never knew that that was a fair ball. I always thought that any ball that comes off of the bat and lands in foul territory is automatically a foul ball. Now, in my own defense, I don't think I've ever seen a play like that before. File this one under "Just when you think you've seen it all"…

No, he does not have a point.

Thanks,

The hell is that giant bald head in the stands?

Nah, it means you're there to watch a live entertainment show whose entertainment value has dipped below the appeal of going home. It's a perfectly fine thing to do.

I will call that creature many things. Stupid however, is not one of them.

To anyone wondering about the cigar, it looks like its a Godiva chocolate cigar which makes since considering he dips it directly in a cup of cocoa.

This gif is so White it has a fully diversified trust fund.

It’s like Carrie Underwood playing Maria in The Sound Of Music. It’s like Hugh Jackman performing as Jean Valjean in Les Mis. It’s like Christopher Walken playing Captain Hook inPeter Pan Live.

My favorite part was when the woman he beat said “congratulations” and he responded back... “congratulations”. Like when the guy tearing your movie ticket tells you to enjoy the show and the only response you can muster is “you too”.

First unanimous Deadspin HOF inductee: Drew’s Fucked-Up Shirt That He Actually Wore On National Television

I've always found that registering my car helps keep me out of this kind of trouble.

Gronk really is having one hell of an offseason.

Fascinating. I was only peripherally aware that such a thing existed. Personally, I like the idea if programming is something you’re absolutely sure you want to do professionally and you have the means to do something like this. Professionally, I would definitely interview somebody coming out of one these programs,…

The tuck rule penalty in the Patriots AFC championship versus The Raiders. I would like to see what (if any) effect that would’ve had on the current NFL landscape.

Is... is he listening to a spanish cover of My Way by Frank Sinatra?

They are stenographers. I am a stenographer, but I don't do closed captioning, I do court reporting in the courts. The reason you see an error like this is because they are stroking multiple keys at once at anywhere between 225-350 words per minute, and sports captioning is incredibly difficult because of the…

So they were able to get a tank, but they couldn't find someone with an actual Simpson Racing Diamondback helmet to present himself as a Stig that doesn't look like he bought one of those really crappy knock off Halloween costumes that costs $20 at Walgreens?

SMASHING!