First unanimous Deadspin HOF inductee: Drew’s Fucked-Up Shirt That He Actually Wore On National Television

I've always found that registering my car helps keep me out of this kind of trouble.

Gronk really is having one hell of an offseason.

Fascinating. I was only peripherally aware that such a thing existed. Personally, I like the idea if programming is something you’re absolutely sure you want to do professionally and you have the means to do something like this. Professionally, I would definitely interview somebody coming out of one these programs,…

The tuck rule penalty in the Patriots AFC championship versus The Raiders. I would like to see what (if any) effect that would’ve had on the current NFL landscape.

Is... is he listening to a spanish cover of My Way by Frank Sinatra?

They are stenographers. I am a stenographer, but I don't do closed captioning, I do court reporting in the courts. The reason you see an error like this is because they are stroking multiple keys at once at anywhere between 225-350 words per minute, and sports captioning is incredibly difficult because of the…

Filming vertically is the real crime.

Not from Denmark.

"Denmark, Dude"

Who the fuck is surprised that a woman named Eileen would only fill out the first leg?

So they were able to get a tank, but they couldn't find someone with an actual Simpson Racing Diamondback helmet to present himself as a Stig that doesn't look like he bought one of those really crappy knock off Halloween costumes that costs $20 at Walgreens?

SMASHING!

Crimea river

Minecraft will also teach them to expect money for nothing and chicks for free.

Call me crazy, but perhaps the lady standing on the side of a two lane road, in the middle of a dark light condition snow storm, shining a blaring white light, might cause just a little distraction for drivers on the road. Just a thought.

Videogame development in a big, harsh, rotten nutshell:

I'm not an interpreter or captioner myself but I'm very familiar with this as a Deaf person. It looks like somehow, the practice file that captioners use to essentially train the computer to recognize names was sent into the broadcast stream.

Generally, a captioner will spend time before an assignment inputting all…

I think they put a white guy on there to remind everyone it's not a leap year.

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.