Look, I know you only had 30 seconds, but I really feel as though you didn't spend enough time establishing a believable narrative.

Only thing missing was the Clint Eastwood voiceover. "America's about hard work, rollin' up your sleeves, and comin' on her chest.

Yep, I'm as good as fired.

I don't know why but when I am at work and I see NSFW I just can't help but click it.

*clicks on it at work*

It's getting worse. You should probably stop now.

Sometimes you see shots to the dick and think, "that looked more like inner-thigh."

This was a game played last Sunday evening in York Pennsylvania as part of a girls hockey MLK tournament. I think they were U14 teams, one from Reston VA and one from North Carolina. The game was more physical than most for girls hockey and the guy in the video is the father of the Carolina player who is down on the…

"Way to go, Paul" lady's "That's classy" statement was icing on the cake.

I disagree. They appear to be good at getting caught.

The happiest team about all of this nonsense? The Colts. No one's talking about how badly they shit the bed Sunday night, or how timidly and poorly Pagano coached them.

Am I the only one who thinks that it looks like Goodell pissed his pants in that picture?

This is why we have sports, right here.

I cannot read this.

The NHL releases these videos for every major suspension, I believe. It's very helpful in seeing how they determine the punishment.

Because at some point in their lives, someone pulled the shirt over their head and beat the shit out of them.

I like the Presto HeatDish that I bought at Costco. It doesn't heat an entire room, but it's enough to keep me warm while watching TV at night. I like not having to turn up the heater so much that it dries out my sinuses and heats up spaces that I'm not currently using. (I live in Texas, and while it's great for an…

I like the Presto HeatDish that I bought at Costco. It doesn't heat an entire room, but it's enough to keep me warm…

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Yeah Mayor Dog has plenty of chill.