It's actually a joke about me being an asshole. If it was about apathy, I wouldn't have made the joke.

The funny thing is, if the goalie hadn't touched the ball with his hand before it going in the net, I still wouldn't have given a shit about this.

Oh please. If someone handed me even $10,000 when I was 21 there was no way I would have managed it correctly. And probably the first thing I would have done would have asked my dad "What would be the smart thing to do with this?" I think that in Hockey and Baseball and to a lesser extent Football we tend to forget…

This is less interesting than I expected.

yes. They should've ran out into the white out ice covered highway and just waved their arms. That wouldve been safe. There isn't much they could have done at that point.

[Phone]: *Rings*

I know Olbermann has given ESPN a lot of grief during his time but man, when he gets it right, he gets it right.

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Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…

The tone and delivery of this article is confusing. What she did was...wrong? Because it was...paternalistic? Or because she asked people to not judge others based on race? Not being sarcastic here, just deeply confused by the mobius strip that is Gawker racial politics.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

You sure can tell she wasn't an English teacher.

Is that Lebron?

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

The Redskins immediately signed that fan at quarterback after seeing him escape the sack.

Considering you completely missed the joke I wouldn't put much faith in your history education. Perhaps it needs to be spelled out for you. Baylor beat TCU yet they are co-champs. Which would be like Germany being co-winners of WWII since they lost. It sure does take the funny out of a good joke when you have to…