Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

In case any of the victims of the crimes I committed to go to prison are reading this, allow me to apologize and assure you that I am not ignorant of the damage I caused. I've been robbed myself; I know it is scary. You could not have known how unwilling I was to hurt anyone and it pains me to think that I even scared…

Son of a bitch! Which one of you fucking morons left Karl Rove in the dryer too long!?

Something like this I hope.

I have the Thermos 16oz travel tumbler. Bought it 3 years ago. It has been through lots of abuse, including bouncing off asphalt (drove off with it on top of the car). It doesn't spill, insulates VERY well, easily disassembles for cleaning, solid construction. Every few months, I drop a denture cleaner tablet into it,…

I have the Thermos 16oz travel tumbler. Bought it 3 years ago. It has been through lots of abuse, including bouncing…

Also, the clock is having some serious malfunctions here

I found something interesting. I found it interesting that you think I'm going to read through all that shit and do your job for you.

The result of that play was definitely a net positive.

If we can bat the "dynasty" word around the Spurs even though they never won two in a row, I think we can start batting it around a Giants team that has won 3 in 5 years?

Giants fans aren't insufferable

Bumgarner has made himself a baseball immortal. Congrats Giants.

In 10,000 years, high schoolers will still be buying TI graphing calculators with crappy graphics. And they'll still cost $90.

As a physician, this is spot on. Great article. It's amazing how even my coworkers seem to forget the basic science they learned in medical school and develop these faulty beliefs which propagate the problem. Also, VACCINATE YOUR CHILDREN. That is all.

"Gluten-free" is not a healthier eating habit. "Refined starch-free" and "beer-free" and "tons and tons of excess calories-free" are healthy eating habits. Whether they do or do not include gluten is completely irrelevant to their healthfulness.

I also see data.

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster.