Soy Milk.

Buckley? Not that I know of. Vidal? Not really his type.

Yes, but without the poignant, tragic qualities.

No, it was supposed to be intimidating. Said full Thurston Howell III style through clenched teeth, it was unintentionally hilarious.

Especially on the right. He made an excellent conservative argument for the repeal of drug laws.

"Call me a fascist again, you queer, and I'll smash your teeth in, and you'll stay plastered" Buckley was hilarious when he tried to talk tough.

That was a NIGHTMARE, especially (SPOILER for those who care about such things when it comes to Adam Sandler romantic comedies) at the end when we discover that they had a kid! What must it be like to wake up with this extra dead weight you're dragging around, causing no end of nausea and discomfort?

Yeah, here's the thing about that: If you DON'T do drugs or drink, you still eventually die.

I adore Noel Fielding, but he doesn't look like he knows what he's doing there any more than I do.

La Viv En Rose

Oh. Fucking bravo.

Generally agreed. Of course, there's also the bit in Studio 60 where the character played by Matthew Perry (based on Sorkin) condescendingly explains to his Christian, liberal ex-girlfriend why it's a bad idea for her to pose for a men's magazine. For extra creepy points, the ex-girlfriend is based on his actual…

Cue Pizzagate types yelling "They got to Alex! What do they have on him? Is he part of the ring?"

Unless he's accompanied by a green ogre.

I am Sam.
Sam I am.
Would you like to know
How the murders began?

It's also an accurate summation of many of those books.

Man, if one skinhead back in the 80s had had slightly better aim….

Hey, those chickens aren't going to bite their own heads off!

If madness increases the culinary options I'm able to enjoy, then I'm good with it!

And for pizza.