He’s no “Minor League Guy”, that’s for sure.

He was busy protecting his own girlfriend, pictured here:

So the white guy pretending to be black stays on, but the guy criticizing the white guy pretending to be black... he gets the axe?

Kitchen sink: [falls off, shatters]

If WBC keeps using Pokemon in their promotional material, would Nintendo have precedent to sue them for unauthorized use of their IP? Because that is a battle that I would love to watch go down.

Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth: FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NAME!!! I’M SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ANSWERING THIS- oh, you mean the NBA player’s name?

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

She plays Washington, wins first to discover all other civs, builds forbidden palace, bribes all the city-states and selects, “EMBARGO: SELF”

I’d like to think he’ll just forget about it and move on to the next start, but as we all know, an Elfin never forgets.

Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

I gotta side with the coach here. It’s the middle of the playoffs, this was not the time for Green to — once again — go on a rant about the Greek debt crisis.

It’s easy enough to understand how bold, brash, ballsy, bullshit artists con their ways into jobs they don’t deserve and then cling to their power long after they have shown themselves to be frauds. It’s been clear for a very long time to anybody who is paying attention that much of finance/politics/the entertainment…

“During a time when the American family started to fall apart, one man decided to pull his back together. Watch the amazing story of a baseball player who decided the real American past-time — was time with his son.”

I think my favorite part of all this Manning drama is that the networks are afraid to report on it much since they all want to hire him as a broadcaster.

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

I’m just going to take this opportunity to post what might be the best block I’ve ever seen live: