There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

I’m being straight up honest. I have no idea what run differential is. – Harold Reynolds

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One thing that I hated in Hero is when his girlfriend turned into a zombie, in the beginning. Despite all the physical changes, he was acting like a damn moron ie ”hey what’s happening, why are you doing that, don’t do that, that tickles (ok not that)” all that stupid shit. I wanted to punch him for being such a…

Because cancer fucking sucks.

Overqualified? His worst decision involved first base. I’m not sure he’s qualified at all.

Ruben Amaro: [gives steal sign]

This never would have happened to Maadult Cleaves.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Hahahahaha, oh Brayden, darling, did you read that delightful new Bruce Williams column in the daily print out of the internet that one of our several butlers brought us this morning?

She’s 22 and the child of two rock stars, both who were constantly strung out on heroin when before and after she was born, one of whom died tragically a short time later so she never knew him and the other a spoiled brat who can’t keep herself under control and still acts like she’s a teenager at 51. Frankly, looking…

Love this pic of Tracy with his wife and little girl.