Part of my job is putting up signs notifying the public of upcoming rezoning hearings, and we have an enormous one coming up next week, so I spent nine hours Monday and Tuesday and another six Wednesday and Thursday walking around our whole city in my floppy hat and hiking boots putting up bright purple signs at…

I feel like the ref running over and exceedingly politely asking the man to stop trying to pound the other guy into the ground is a metaphor for Australia’s change from a British settlement to independent nation.

Now is the winter of this content.

I gotta say, posting an actual picture of your BA degree, and then countering criticism of that with a picture of your masters is probably the most obnoxious thing I’ve seen in a Deadspin comment section. So well done I guess.

lol communication.

Five pounds of water? It’s Leonard “Shamwow” Fournette, everybody!

Was that from a movie or something? If not, it definitely should have been.

Wow, “Touchdown Catch” really undersells that highlight. What a grab.

Poor Ryan. They knocked the h out of him.

JEFF FISHER: I’m not fucking going 7-9!

*One finger of the Monkey’s Paw closes*

Not too soon. Just not that funny.

And to think, they’re not even the most empowered group of wizards in Washington.

unfortunate mic placement

Also:

Not sure about eastern Canada, but here on the west coast we dont even have high school football. It’s basketball, hockey, curling, co-ed snow shovelling, ice dancing, and competitive apologizing.

Karjakin is also a great way to kill time in traffic.

It’s time to reach out to the back-up quarterbacks, Beef Binkles and Blart Boofles. If that fails we’re going to the practice squad to get Burp Bangles some reps.