My money is on Lebron in 7 games vs. the bus. Bus travels all the time.

So youre living out a middle schol production of Requim for a Dream?

Complaining on Kinja about things not being notable.

Youths are fucking dumb and I hope nuclear fire is in our future.

This is a sport for cretins.

Its not an unreasonable thing to ask, no and youre absolutely correct in that. Asking about the interplay between money and relationships when youre a friendless 23 year old virgin is putting carts before horses. Thats what it boils down to. And im more antagonistic towards you than him at this point because youre…

Id prefer your scorn. I read the letter, he was that obnoxious and its clear that he is asking the wrong questions to his situation. Maybe you should make yourself useful and help him instead of the supposed liar in me.

Im frustrated by people who dont know how to get what they profess to want or put laughable hurdles between them and what they want. I speak from a point of view where I feel like he is making his life harder because he cant get outside of his schema to evaluate the impedements objectively.

If almost the entire audience interprets something a certain way, contra to what you speculate was his intention, maybe he simply had a poor grasp of words and conveying ideas.

Seeking help and ignoring advice is expected here.

Dude, ya dont need money for that though.

My calves say otherwise.

I dont even know if it extends that far. More like, a complete absence in spite of what he considers a core criteria fulfilled, is raising a hell of a lot of questions.

No, if he was like “I just got a male modelling contract, why is dating still hard.” we would ride his Zoolander levels of obliviousness into the sunset.

Its not jealousy, its his obliviousness, much like yours thats raising the hackles.

What works for some is inaccessable to others

Proud of his success that doesnt convey any of the attendent benefits he expected. Are you lining up to blow him? Nah?

To an extent yes, find 0ut what you love and pursue it in healthy ways. But also dont be so dogmatic and inflexible that you close yourself off to new things and experiences because you have an immutable self image about who you are.

The type I eat with a spoon!

But its not a trump card for being unattractive in a plethora of ways