Man, I can’t wait to encounter you on a plane. I see you cowardly passive aggressive millennial

Inspiring me to mow down millennials who think that looks chic

Continuity on scooter for that shot

They won’t even sniff the concept in their lifetime

More cessation of privacy for the illusion of safety.

I was 5 years old when I abandoned the customer us always right idea. Too many shitty adults treating Toys R Us employees like subhuman automatons

Yeah, they’re simpleminded fools

Yeah, I let myself off the hook years ago and it makes it better for everyone. Just have fun and enjoy the entire experience and if it happens great, if not, we had fun anyway

Cats attracted to strange new catnip, disregard old stale catnip, more at 11

A correct assholes none the less

Societal failure writ large

Fuck this planet

Any company that explicitly puts honest in the name will be anything but.

Nah, you just inadvertently made a bad one

No they don’t and I refuse to use such a shitty medium to communicate my thoughts

Yeah Unitarian Richard Warren, total puritan.

As cathartic as writing that must have been, you know better.

It’s not for everyone. Less you think about it the better off you are.

Don’t get me wrong, it is hard to make friends, lasting ones. But dating got a lot easier for me.

Thank you, this is a way better way of expressing my dubiousness over the situation