He really likes the vest

Even if how he arrived at the conclusion is dubious, yeah, babies are pretty boring

The irony of searching for James Deen more and finding less degrading porn more appealing. I guess some people just don’t watch his entire catalog.

For all those man children still stuck in 1986

Subpar models

Weeee ooooo weeeee ooooooo the california state arm police are tracking you down scofflaw. Those people cry and shit just the same as people in flyover country

These people can go fucking themselves. I bet theres like one or two people total out of the thousands you run across who actually are up in arms, so to speak

Can I hire you for octogenarian birthdays?

30 dicks in one butt or you’re just not trying any longer

Using your hair (keratin treated no doubt) as a source of friction for hand jobs isnt a good idea?

All it takes is one sex hating scold to make me love what I hate

Your statement fills me with unfathomable sadness

You live in fucking canada, just wait till winter and go to Calgary

Also, what weight to lose?