This list missed a few of them. One notable one is the Gameboy Spider-Man game. I loved that one.

I’ll say I’m moderately worried. Combat system? Pretty fun. And you can go to Classic, which is kinda neat.

Your title needs fixing because I thought this meant that Wendy’s was bringing back the Country Fried Steak Sandwich.

Nah. The problem was they went too DC with it. Instead of fun-loving Danny, we ended up with mentally-damaged, emotionally-stunted Danny who isn’t really all that good at martial arts (but is?).

Well, “equality” definitely can feel like “oppression” because it often is. For example, let’s take superhero/fantasy films. A common complaint levied against them is that the protagonist is always a powerful male and the damsel needs rescuing. This is a complaint levied against video games as well.

How many racists are in that second classification?

No, it wasn’t, fuckface. It went and hand-waved it because white people have historically oppressed other races in the past.

What? No. X1 < X2 < X3 > X4 < X5.

Look, those guys saying stuff like, “Why are there women??” are bigots. They’re a vocal minority.

Well, LBW is a direct sequel to LttP.

Because secretaries aren’t programmers.

I mean, they aren’t learning, yes. But the problem is that they’re getting people who don’t really care about the source material at all.

That actually has nothing to do with the story either.

Serious question: Does anyone enjoy announcers being like this? I mean, I love video games. I’m sure everyone here does.

So I’m white, and I hate it when films get praised just because of race and gender politics (Wonder Woman, The Force Awakens).

Yeah, that’s basically it. Though, iirc, they also cited creative differences which made Norton also want to leave.

That’s how underwhelming it is. It’s easily the worst film in the MCU. The fact that it isn’t unanimous on here as the worst is just proof that people don’t know what they’re talking about.

That’s not it.

To be honest, I don’t care too much about visual fidelity. The engine works just fine in that regard.

Huh. It’s almost as if a department labeled “Human Resources” should have been a huge red flag that they view you at basically the same level as oxen.