It depends entirely on who I'm going with.
With friends: stuff basic possessions into a pillowcase, post facebook status about being out of town for a few days, remember belatedly that I should call into work and be having the flu.
With the girlfriend: pack sensibly, then spend a few hours unpacking the multitude of…

Most definitely, in the same way that when you're in a high place you get that "pull", making you aware of the fact that you could jump. It's disparate from the urge to jump, or the acute and terrifying visualization of falling (for someone who's afraid of heights, say), but it's definitely a salient feeling. I can…

Fit a pair of giant eyebrows on the front wings and call it the Alonso.

Clearly a Decepticon.

Aww, I missed Dashboard Beluga!

Driving home from a gig in Ft. Worth (I live in Dallas). We were headlining and so I didn't get out of there until about 3AM with about a 45 minute haul in front of me. Just as I pulled onto the highway it started just pissing down rain. I mean, like, my poor old Volvo 240's wipers couldn't even half keep up.…

Agreed; I admire his conviction but he really ought to chill out a little. Maybe he's trying to make the point that the Model S is so good that people will still buy it even if he's a jerk?

More downforce. Somehow.

No smile, dat hair...Clearly Severus Snape.

No smile, dat hair...Clearly Severus Snape.

But Massa always looks like his dog just died.

Those mirrors are hilarious.

I still think Mercedes missed an opportunity by not putting rocket launchers on the inside of the doors.

Shouldn't it be four front wheels?

Seconded; this is the best thing I've read all week, and I've been doing little else.

If you're a man and you buy this car for yourself, you'd better have the beard to match your gigantic hipster balls.

Based on my apartment parking lot *looks out the window* I'd hazard a guess that the guy across the way who has a veritable spectrum of Camaros lined up in front of his place probably has a drop of oil or two in his veins.

To work in Texas at all? That's kinda how we do things 'round hurr.

Someone please record that and slap it over an existing Lexus ad.

It can actually be quite entertaining at, say, 3 AM.