You, I, Mark Whalberg, and every goddamned person reading this is fully and completely aware of the glaring omission in the 90 minute shower description. I’m glad you didn’t include it, but we all know.

honestly? a mascot that slips twice and then hits a guy in the back with a t-shirt gun is the PERFECT mascot for the flyers

Are you a black man unhappy with your contract? What a bum!

“Big Ben” is one of the many reasons I stopped being a Steelers fan.

Are you a rapist that can throw a football pretty well? We’ll accept that.
Are you a black guy that smoked pot? BURN THE WITCH! 

Consequences are for black players.

Is it that hard to imagine Donald Trump (and Roethlisberger) treating her like she was available to be passed around like a bowl of nuts?

I think you mean “as a steelers fan, I wish my QB didn’t do such Scumbag things”.

That is somehow ten times funnier than I could have imagined. The way he just crumples to the ground. It even looks like the facial expression changes. I want a gif of this, but the sound adds so much to it as well. The dull thud, the guy in the crowd yelling “ooohhhh,” the PA guy drolling on about pancakes being 10…

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

I couldn't care less about Eugenie and Jack, but sign me up for tea with his grandma.

I don’t understand the snark about the kid being a privileged, white future douche bag. Read the source article. He saw a need, researched how the need could be met, put together an actual business plan and presentation, and convinced both the car wash owner and his grandmother that he was serious. Nothing suggests…

Let’s see how cute it is when he starts evicting tenants because they have cooties.

It would be a shame if something happened to Jameis Winston without his consent.

The case against Fitz is that he’s done this before, only to fall off a cliff the second year at the helm of a team.

Did Ryan Fitzpatrick go to Harvard? Had no idea. 

I didn’t know Davis was Irish.

Here’s some fan art I did shortly after the election.

My FEELINGS don’t care about your FACTS!!

Unfortunately you are also female so be prepared to get upset at things I say.

The offensive line statistically played worse than Peterman.