No because Peterman will be starting within a month once Allen is placed on IR.  He’s going to get killed out there. 

The documentary "Best of Enemies" makes the case that this entire spectacle of people arguging on TV pointlessly started with the Buckley-Vidal debates during the 1968 presidential conventions.

For a while now I’ve been highly functional at work, but that’s about it. Otherwise I can’t do anything and just want to sleep. Can’t get those damned meds right.

“Looks like someone isn’t drinking enough TB12 water juice”- An Extremely Fancy Dog

I don’t know what to tell you man. Sometimes you have a bag of meat and you just want to eat it.

You are a better man than me if you’ve never just eaten cold cuts straight from the bag.

I’m not really a breakfast person in general 

I’m calling it now: The Browns are going 0-0-16 this season. 

And when the perfect headline was just out there: “From Wide Right to Alt Right”. 

Plus the line stinks. Peterman is going to take a beating; better him than Allen. Kind of surprised they let Mccarron go, just because they might be in need of a fresh body.

Alternately: Sometimes it’s better to be pasty than good.

To be fair, it is better to let the youngster learn by watching to start the season. And since it’s screamingly obvious to everyone that, regardless of QB, last year’s playoff team is going to come crashing back to earth like a drunk through a folding table, they’re wise to let Peterman’s confidence take the punishment…

Get the Browns jokes out of your system now, because this is the last time that they can credibly be called a joke of a franchise.

Make sure to call me on my free Obama phone with the deets.

That’s what this article is about

“Actually, I’m choosing to die upon this knoll, thank you”

Mark Davis’ godawful bowl cut makes more sense now. It’s hiding Al’s face a la Harry Potter.

Clint Dempsey was good but Tim Howard is the US Football player who deserves random shout outs.

I love the body positivity of the two guys double-fisting lite beers while standing shirtless next to captain abs there. No shame...just a shared love of their team and a greater resistance to the wind chill. 

How about just closing the fucking roof? Who does that hurt? Who does watching two good tennis players play shitty tennis benefit?