Haha was it actually that? I wasn’t looking particularly hard, but I figured it was random snow, or something.

Close, but if 2018 is as malignantly fuckawful as the its two predecessors, we’ll get Brady-Keenum in a 52-3 blowout.

Jason gives this game the highest rating possible.

This is the happiest moment in the history of any 60 person pop and lock dance crew

I don’t know why Gobert didn’t just block her like he does everybody else who comes at him.

Wouldn’t just the Knights have been a better name anyway?

For years Johan has waited for his extensive knowledge of the history and culture of Moravia to be of some practical use. Today was that day.

“I’d rather play a maid and make $700 a week than be a maid and make $7.”

If they cast a white woman to play this I’m gonna be pissed.

Where the fuck are their parents?

Also in Southern Ohio.

Where the fuck are their parents?

Whaa?? These kids ARE their parents! This shit is learned at home from day fucking one. It takes a village....and that village is racist.

“We sincerely apologize to anyone that was offended by the jerseys.”

True, but now I am in San Francisco, and it still seems like a nice place.

Sharks and Jets just won’t stop going at it, eh

I genuinely have no sense of what his ceiling is

We just found James Harrison’s favorite hockey player.

Honestly, as a Patriots fan, I’m kind of looking forward to it too. There’s an annoying, gross element of this fanbase that I increasingly can’t stand, and the only chance for it to ever be purged is a sustained period of mediocrity. I’ve already enjoyed more Super Bowl victories that fans of most other teams will…

Watching the Patriots descend into mediocrity is going to be oh so sweet

Just what we need, a rivalry between east coast and west coast crappers